GOP credo: Big Guvmint is bad until red states need help

 Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, is shown in Corpus Christi, Texas, Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2017. The Republicans of New York and New Jersey are pledging unconditional support for those devastated by Hurricane Harvey in Texas, but their resentment lingers. As historic floods wreaked havoc across the Southwest on Tuesday, Northeastern Republicans recalled with painful detail the days after Superstorm Sandy ravaged their region in 2012. At the time, the Texas congressional delegation, led by Cruz, overwhelmingly opposed a disaster relief package they said was packed with wasteful spending. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, is shown in Corpus Christi, Texas, Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2017. The Republicans of New York and New Jersey are pledging unconditional support for those devastated by Hurricane Harvey in Texas, but their resentment lingers. As historic floods wreaked havoc across the Southwest on Tuesday, Northeastern Republicans recalled with painful detail the days after Superstorm Sandy ravaged their region in 2012. At the time, the Texas congressional delegation, led by Cruz, overwhelmingly opposed a disaster relief package they said was packed with wasteful spending. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

It’s an old story, freshened anew by Hurricane Harvey: Republicans profess to hate Big Guvmint as a matter of principle — until catastrophe hits a red state. Suddenly, they’re fine with federal spending, the more the better. Suddenly, they dump their rhetorical boilerplate about the nanny state.

And hey, Texas is truly entitled to all the help it needs. It’s just annoying that the Republicans currently begging for help are such hypocrites.

When New Jersey — indeed, the entire east coast — needed massive federal aid in the wake of Sandy, Texas Republicans denounced it as “pork” and voted No. But now that their own fiefdom has been devastated, it’s supposedly a different deal. For proof, let’s check in with Texas’ most infamous performance artist. It’s been a while since we’ve enjoyed a carnival Cruz.

In January 2013, when Congress readied a $50-billion Sandy recovery package, 36 Republican senators — including Texas’ John Cornyn and Ted Cruz — voted to reject it. Those are the same senators, who, in the wake of Harvey, wrote a letter begging the federal government “to provide any and all emergency protective measures.”

On Monday, when Cruz was on MSNBC pleading for his “any and all” Harvey recovery package, he was asked about his thumbs-down Sandy vote. In response, he insisted that “the bill was filled with unrelated pork. Two-thirds of that bill had nothing to do with Sandy.”

Cruz lied.

According to a report released four years ago by the nonpartisan Congressional Research Service, virtually all of that recovery money was targeted for damage caused by Sandy — plus, in a few cases, to repair lingering damage from previous disasters. Some of the naysaying Texas Republicans (23 of 24 House members voted No) had also complained that a slice of the Sandy money was earmarked for the Head Start program — but, as the fact-checkers point out, “that was limited to facilities that had been damaged [by Sandy] in New Jersey and New York.”

But hey, when Texas gets whacked, their impulse is to open the spigot. As the center-right columnist Jennifer Rubin observed yesterday, “When something like Harvey comes long, the light ever so briefly goes on for the anti-government types … When the tragedy is in deep-red Texas, not deep-blue New Jersey or New Orleans, suddenly the wonders of government become clear to them … The crew that cheered Trump’s proposed 11 percent cut to FEMA (government is bad!) will support billions of dollars in Harvey relief (my people are suffering!).”

This kind of thing is standard Republican (mis)behavior. I’ll refresh your memory:

Tom Cotton, the Arkansas Republican senator, voted No on that Sandy recovery package — but in 2015, he pleaded for federal money when his red state was hit by floods. Four Colorado Republican lawmakers voted No on the Sandy package — but months later, they pleaded for federal money when their state was hit by floods.

In 2011, Oklahoma senators Tom Coburn and James Inhofe tried to cut FEMA’s budget, and when the emergency agency temporarily ran out of money, Coburn voted not to refund it; in fact, he said that refunding would be “unconscionable.” Then, in 2013, both guys voted No on the Sandy package. But when their own state got hit by killer tornadoes later that year, they begged for federal aid. Coburn declared: “As the ranking member of the committee that oversees FEMA, I can assure Oklahomans that any and all available aid will be delivered without delay.”

Then we have South Carolina. This one is a classic.

None of the senators or congressmen voted for the ’13 Sandy recovery package. House member Mick Mulvaney — who now serves as Trump’s budget director — even insisted that if the feds sent aid to New Jersey, there should be corresponding cuts elsewhere in the federal budget. But in 2015, when South Carolina was flooded by a killer storm, Mulvaney suddenly felt differently. He insisted that his state’s relief money didn’t need to be offset by budget cuts elsewhere: “There will be a time for a discussion about aid and how to pay for it, but that time is not now.”

The star of that show was Senator Lindsey Graham. He’d voted No on the Sandy package, falsely calling it a “porkfest.” But when South Carolina got flooded, he surfaced on CNN to say that the taxpayers needed to pony up, big time: “Rather than put a price tag on it, let’s just get through this thing, and whatever it costs, it costs.” (The best part was when CNN asked Graham about his No vote on Sandy. His reply: “I don’t really remember me voting that way. Anyway, I don’t really recall that.”)

But that line of his — “whatever it costs, it — sounds like the Cruz-Cornyn letter, which begs for “any and all” federal bucks. Hence, my definition of a big-government liberal: A conservative whose state has been hit by a climate catastrophe.

Rest assured that when Congress votes on the Harvey recovery, Democrats won’t whine about “pork” and budget “offsets.” They’ll vote to bail out Texas because they know it’s the role of government to aid citizens in crisis. And the next time a climate disaster strikes a blue state, it would nice if Republicans park their hypocrisy and respond with the same generosity.

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