NEast Philly Holiday Song: The 12 Days of NEastmas

Thanksgiving is over, and though many people had their holiday decorations up early this year, the NEast Philly staff wanted to wait for the official beginning of the season. So we give to you The 12 Days of NEastmas, a Northeast version of a classic holiday song.

You can click below for an instrumental version of the song, with our original NEast-y lyrics. Tip: start singing at about 17 seconds, and follow the lyrics to the tune and pattern of 12 Days of Christmas.

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On the first day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me a parking spot at Franklin Mills Mall.

On the second day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 2 Devon tickets

On the third day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 3 beef-and-beers

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 4 Holy Family hoodies

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 5 Tony’s tomato pies

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 6 Curran’s wings

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 7 whiskey tangoes

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 8 crab fry baskets

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 9 zoning variances

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 10 Dining Car cookies

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 11 Nifty’s Milkshakes

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Northeast love gave to me 12 Lanes of the Boulevard

What do you think of the song? Could we have done better with the gifts, or are these things exactly what you want for your Northeast Christmas?