‘The gun-grabber in chief,’ and other White House hilarities

President Donald Trump looks across the table to Rep. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn.

President Donald Trump looks across the table to Rep. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn., left, as she speaks in the Cabinet Room of the White House, in Washington, Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2018, during a meeting with members of Congress to discuss school and community safety. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

The gun lobby has long stoked its constituents with the nightmare scenario of a president who’d swipe their God-given right to own weapons. The NRA frequently warned that Barack Obama was “coming for our guns,” and that Hillary Clinton would “come for your guns.” The group cringed at the prospect of a president saying something like this: “I like taking the guns early … Take the guns first, go through due process second.”

But lo and behold, that’s what Trump said yesterday.

Since we’re stuck with a regime that’s historically incompetent, malevolent, corrupt, and security-challenged, we’ve got to get our laughs whenever we can. And Trump’s gun-grabbing riff, which fell from his mouth during a live TV gig with emissaries from Capitol Hill, fully qualifies as roll-on-the-floor hilarity — if only because of the gun guardians’ subsequent freakout. In the words of Michael Hammond, legislative counsel for the Gun Owners of America, Trump “has become the gun-grabber in chief … an enemy of the Second Amendment.”

Trump’s gun-grabber remark was certainly not the most important thing that happened on a day of chaos that could’ve been painted by Hieronymus Bosch. One doesn’t know where to look first!

  • Trump losing Hope Hicks, the fourth communications director to quit (she admits she lied for him)
  • Trump flicking boogers at Jeff Sessions yet again (calling his attorney general “DISGRACEFUL!”)
  • Trump’s son-in-law busted wide open for holding White House meetings with bankers who agreed to pony up billions to bail out his business debts, in exchange for mystery favors (so much for “draining the swamp”)
  • Trump’s ex-campaign manager, accused money-launderer Paul Manafort, got scheduled for a September trial, which would keep the Russia scandal front and center during the ’18 midterm campaign
  • Trump learns that Robert Mueller, as part of his probe into possible obstructions of justice, is eyeing Trump’s attempts last summer to boot Sessions out of his job

… And we haven’t even mentioned sleepy Ben Carson’s decision to redecorate his HUD office in lavish fashion at taxpayer expense (a HUD official was informed that “$5,000 will not even buy a decent chair”).

But wow, that gun remark. A veritable metaphor for his dearth of presidential fitness.

In the wake of a harrowing domestic event — in this case, the Parkland massacre — a president is typically tasked with taking the lead, talking knowledgeably, pushing policy solutions. We were led to believe (though only a minority of voters believed it) that this particular guy possessed such traits (“I alone can fix it”). But what’s manifestly obvious, as underscored by yesterday’s summit with lawmakers, is that when this guy is positioned at the crossroads of politics and policy, he is lost.

He sat there, free-associating about gun solutions, “thinking” out loud, seeming at times to endorse various Democratic ideas (raising the age ceiling on sales, maybe expanding background checks, maybe banning assault weapons) without actually committing to anything … and then came the most fascinating moment. On the issue of whether or how guns could be taken from potentially dangerous people, Vice President Pence mentioned that some states have passed “red flag” laws, which empower the cops to seize guns after obtaining a court order.

As Pence explained, those laws “allow due process, so no one’s rights are trampled … the ability to go to court, obtain an order, and collect not only firearms but any weapons in the possession” of the person who’s certified as dangerous.

That’s when Trump chimed in: “Or, Mike, take the firearms first and then go to court … I like taking the guns early … Take the guns first, go through the process second.”

Well. We can only imagine how many articles of impeachment would be drafted if Obama had ever endorsed pre-emptive gun confiscation. And Sean Hannity’s head would’ve spun with centrifugal force.

Granted, the Gun Owners of America guy did go ballistic (as I mentioned earlier), NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch went on TV yesterday to rebuke Trump for “talking about punishing innocent Americans, stripping from them constitutional rights without due process,” and a Republican senator or two got upset. For instance, Thom Tillis of North Carolina: “I don’t ever believe there’s a time in this country where due process can be dismissed. Period.”

But mostly, folks in the GOP just seemed exasperated — and rightly so, because they know that Trump wasn’t suddenly embracing a radical lefty policy to grab guns. They darn well know, as do we, that whatever Trump says at any given moment is merely symptomatic of the mush between his ears.

As a senior Republican Senate aide told the conservative Weekly Standard magazine, “This is why you don’t do high-stakes, hot-button negotiation on live TV with someone who doesn’t know or care about details.” And as Sen. Tillis said about Trump, “He’s not a legal scholar … I know you heard the words. I just don’t believe in my heart of hearts that’s exactly what he meant.” Which was tantamount to saying that the so-called leader’s policy beliefs are illusory, that his words have no value.

Another Republican aide told the Weekly Standard, “At some point, someone will tell the president what he endorsed, and it will be like the meeting never happened.” That sounds about right. By tomorrow someone in Trump media will insist that Trump never actually said it, or that Obama was actually the one who said it. Unless maybe it was a plan cooked up by Hillary in one of her emails. Some people are saying.

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