14th Police District: Where people fight about spring water

This list covers Jan. 18-24, 2013.

Jan. 18

12 a.m. Theft: Rubicam St. and E. Ashmead St. Two cell phones taken from complainant.

1:23 p.m. Theft: 5300 block of Chew Ave. Grocery items taken from store. Suspect arrested.

2 p.m. Theft: 5900 block of Greene St. iPhone taken from residence.

4:08 p.m. Aggravated Assault: 6100 block of Gardenia St. Complainant kicked, punched, and hit with black jack.

4:50 p.m. Aggravated Assault: 2100 block of Stenton Ave. Complainant stunned by Taser. Suspect arrested.

8 p.m. Residential Burglary: 8300 block of Gilbert St. Clothing and jewelry taken from residence.

9:22 p.m. Theft: 5400 block of Wayne Ave. Leather coat and figurines taken from apartment.

Jan. 19

12 a.m. Theft: Stenton Ave. and Mt. Pleasant Ave. $2,000 taken via unauthorized debit card use.

1:30 a.m. Robbery: 6300 block of Stenton Ave. Pocketbook taken from complainant.

1 p.m. Residential Burglary: 5100 block of Germantown Ave. Flat-screen television taken from apartment.

2:25 p.m. Aggravated Assault: 5600 block of Chew Ave. Complainant punched by suspect.

4:15 p.m. Residential Burglary: 8200 block of Rodney St. Suspect discovered within complainant’s home. Suspect arrested.

5 p.m. Theft: Unit block of Herman St. Xanax and digital media taken from residence.

Jan. 20

3 p.m. Auto Theft: 5800 block of Baynton St. Taken was a 2006 Chevy Impala.

4 p.m. Residential Burglary: 400 block of W. Ellet St. Home entered; nothing taken.

5 p.m. Theft: 600 block of W. Johnson St. Purse taken from vehicle.

Jan. 21

12 p.m. Theft: 200 block of W. Johnson St. License plate taken from vehicle.

11:01 p.m. Theft: Chew Ave. and Locust Ave. Gucci bag and clothing taken from vehicle.

Jan. 22

6:45 a.m. Residential Burglary: 100 block of W. Upsal St. Electronics, purse, and $200 taken from residence.

8:01 a.m. Aggravated Assault: 400 block of Narragansett Place. Complainant’s home entered; suspect attempted to stab her.

7:58 p.m. Residential Burglary: 200 block of Montana St. Electronics taken from residence.

Jan. 23

No report provided

Jan. 24

No time listed: Attempted Rape: 74th Ave. and Andrews St. Complainant pushed down; underwear cut off.

7:45 a.m. Auto Theft: Anderson St. and E. Price St. Taken was a 2007 Toyota Camry.

7:45 a.m. Auto Theft: 1300 block of Yerkes St. Taken was a 2000 Toyota Camry with keys in ignition.

2:39 p.m. Robbery: 6300 block of Stenton Ave. $7,000 taken from bank.

3:56 p.m. Residential Burglary: 4600 block of Germantown Ave. Home entered; nothing taken.

6:50 p.m. Theft: 1200 block of Price St. Trek mountain bike taken from retail store.

7:29 p.m. Aggravated Assault: 5800 block of Wakefield St. Altercation broke out over spring water; complainant scraped with fork.

10:50 p.m. Robbery: Boyer St. and E. Sharpnack St. Complainant grabbed; $5 cash taken.