Believe it

A man robbed Atlantic City’s Rippley’s Believe it or Not! Museum yesterday, making off with an undetermined amound of cash and not a single interesting museum artifact,

The robbery occurred around 5:45 p.m. last evening, and police have admitted to not having enough officers at the time to respond in a timely manner, as the Press of Atlantic City reports.

A description of the robber has been released, but he’d probably be easier to spot had he taken the oil rig made out of match sticks.