We’re skipping over all the bad jokes about over indulgence and getting straight to the point.
El Wingador, a multi-time Wing Bowl champion, has been arrested on cocaine distribution charges.
Known in real life as Bill Simmons, the New Jersey resident was arrested Friday by state police, according to the Gloucester County Times. The charges culminate an investigation that led authorities to $8,000 worth of cocaine and $4,000 in cash. Both were confiscated from Simmons, as was the car he was driving at the time of his arrest.