Things we wanted to squeeze into the show but just couldn't fit . . . .
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• Quiz show a go go
• Gay Bingo good luck charms that really work. Sometimes.

• "A pretty girl can wear anything" (a drag beauty makeover)

• Carlota's lipstick beauty tips

• Michael Byrne packs for Carlota

• "The Susan Lucci of Gay Bingo"

• "You never heard of The Sound of Music?"

• "Carlota has such a crush on this Amish boy"

• The Favorite straight person award

• "See how much you can say without using your hands?"

• Chumley Welcomes America

• The Battle of 069