SEPTA has removed some very funny signs that pranksters placed in subway cars. The signs were designed to look like a message to riders from SEPTA management. Philebrity has a photo of the sign and the whole message which is pretty lengthy.  Go over there to see the full message. But here’s a quick excerpt.

The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (SEPTA) is committed to providing non-discriminatory transportation services to all of its passengers, including schizophrenics, drug addicts, Irish Catholics, hipsters, homos, prostitutes, gentrifying transplants, raging maniacs, tourists, obnoxious Penn students, corner boys, pimps, drunk rich kids who still think Old City is cool, and terrified suburbanites who tremble with unease at the sight of everyone.